Every Week They Drop Another Grand

(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

There it stands
The casino;
Mom's inside,
Playing keno;
She's there night and day;
She can't stay away;
Ev'ry week she drops
another grand.

See my dad
Roll the dice there,
With his luck
Cold as ice there;
He doubles his bets
As well as his debts;
Ev'ry week he drops
another grand.

Yesterday they repossessed
our Taurus;
Dad's now cashing out his I-R-A;
Things are even worse for
Cousin Horace --
Beaten up by bookies he
can't pay.

Christmas Eve
There's no tree here;
Folks are gone
There's just me here;
They're trying once more
To make the big score
You can bet they'll drop
another grand!