Fill The House

(Sung to the tune of "Deck the Halls")

Fill the house with jubilation!
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Billy Bob is on probation!
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Ellies slept with brother Chester!
Fa la la, la la la, la la la! Now she's in her third trimester!
Fa la la la la, la la la la!

Give a cheer -- we're all together!
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Claire is into whips and leather!
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Roy has formed his own militia!
Fa la la, la la la, la la la!
Clem's a pimp for cousin Tricia!
Fa la la la la, la la la la!

Gather 'round and give a blessing!
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Uncle Fred is still cross-dressing!
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Geoff is on the floor with Donna!
Fa la la, la la la, la la la!
Stoned on home-grown marijuana!
Fa la la la la, la la la la!

Join our Christmas celebration
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Make our house your destination
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Ev'ry year's a real hum-dinger
Fa la la, la la la, la la la!
Catch us soon on Jerry Springer!
Fa la la la la, la la la la!