Hark! The Gossip Fills the Air
Hark! The gossip fills the air-r--
Mom's begun a new affair;
Sneaking off to get her ki-icks--
Down the road at Motel 6;
Filled with mid-life lust and hunger,
Ev'ry year she likes them younger;
Who'd have thought her days she'd spend
Getting it on...with my best friend!
Shack-ing up for days on end--
Getting it on...with my best friend!