Rudy the Deadbeat Father
Rudy the deadbeat fath-er
Won't support his fam-i-ly--
Dooming his wife and children
To a life of pov-er-ty.
Rudy enjoys the good life--
Takes a Roy-al Princess cruise;
Makes it with bust bim-bos--
Drinks the most ex-pen-sive booze.
When the law got on his trail,
Rudy changed his name;
Grew a mustache and goatee,
Had some plastic sur-ger-y.
Rudy the deadbeat fath-er
Loves the glitter and the glow;
If he had on-ly known it,
He'd have split ten years ago!